I hear you're really good with men. What about kitties? Can you help me out?
Well, how much do you charge?
$39. Gratuities are not accepted.
Does it matter if itís my first time ever or the fact that it has been 29 months since my last Brazilian?
It's a flat $39 regardless of whether
Why don't you accept tips?
Because fair is fair and the price I quote you should be all that you're responsible for. Tipping makes things awkward & confusing. If you like me, you'll come back and we'll have a long, mutually beneficial relationship. If you don't like me, you won't come back and that's fine. May the hair on your unborn children grow long as a yeti.
I heard you offer something called the Naughty Kitty Brazilian. What's that??
The Naughty Kitty is a Brazilian WITH the ability to bling your Kitty by choosing between four different crystal tattoos. The cost is $49 but the ghetto glamour is priceless.
But I love my current esthetician who could possibly be the best Brazilian artist in the world. Why should I switch to you?
Really, you shouldnít. Stay with your own Kitten Groomer. Seriously, this is a pretty intimate procedure and more than just technical know-how. Itís important to have a certain chemistry with your esthetician. If youíve found it, stick with it.
What sort of wax do you use for female Brazilians?
I use a honey strip wax.
I see that you offer hard wax for men, why donít you use hard wax for women as well?
Because the strip wax I use is of appropriate strength to remove coarse pubic hair.
What if I have sensitive skin? Will you use hard wax on my kitty if I have sensitive skin?
No. If you have sensitive skin, Iíd HIGHLY suggest you visit someone else.
What the hell? Are you mean? Do you not care about my Kitty?
Aw, címon now, donít be like that. Every esthetician has a different style. Iím detailed and very efficient. I talk quickly, think quickly, move quickly. Thatís just me. So my style is more suited to those who want quick, no nonsense hairless kitty-ness at a reasonable price.
So if youíre the kind of lady who wants pampering or perhaps youíre jittery and want a waxer who takes her time to soothe you, Iím not the person for you. Really.
Do you wax other body parts?
I do. I wax practically all other body parts except for eyebrows. Click here for my full price list.
How come you donít do eyebrows?
Because I honestly suck at it.
I read your reviews on-line. Do people really love you that much?
Lets put it this way, Iíve seen grown men cry.
You sure itís not because you just ripped hair from their testicles?
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